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noahghouse
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Posts : 22
Join date : 2008-05-18
 |  Subject: YO MOMMA JOKES!  Sun May 18, 2008 10:28 am | |
| post yo momma jokes here  cant think of any... | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:14 pm | |
| Yo mama so fat, she is fat  | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:19 pm | |
| Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:19 pm | |
| Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:20 pm | |
| Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky! | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:20 pm | |
| Yo momma so old that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch! | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:21 pm | |
| Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class. | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:29 pm | |
| Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:29 pm | |
| Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box! | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:30 pm | |
| Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:31 pm | |
| Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving." | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:34 pm | |
| Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner." | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:35 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:35 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:36 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:36 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K." | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:38 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:40 pm | |
| (If you're wondering by now, no I am not getting these off of a site, I write them down when I think of them and this is the first time they've been useful)
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:41 pm | |
| (I've got like 20 more so prepare yourself)
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?" | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:41 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:42 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:42 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:43 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics." | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:44 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book. | |
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lokipy
MGB mod
Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-05-18
Age : 28
Location : Des Moines, Iowa
| | Subject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES! Sun May 18, 2008 1:45 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper . | |
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